Pan America - $17,990 (greenville)

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woodruff rd
condition: like new
make / manufacturer: Harley Davidson
model name / number: Pan America
Men, are you trying to irritate your spouse? Maybe trying to get your mother out of your house? And for our women riders, trying to get messy hair almost instantly? Well let me introduce you to worst decision in your wallets life! What I have before me is the slightly used 2021 Pan America at the Harley Davidson Dealership of Greenville.

This is a bike unlike ANY other motorcycle you've ever seen, smelled, tasted or even sat on before. Equipped with superior technology know as throttle engagement, a back passenger seat, and a wheel or two! I know, hold your excitement! This Super-Mega-Awesome-Harley is truly an oasis of rest, relation, and recuperation from all the post apocalyptic doom out on the road and your workplace. Not only can you sit on it but you can also ride and sleep on it! Perfect for when the wife kicks you out of the bedroom for starring and drooling incessantly at that waitress. Some of the amazing features includes:
Liquid-cooled, DOHC, 60-Degree V-twin engine
1,252cc or 76.3 cu in. For the true Americans
150 HP with 9000 RPM
Has a Electronic Sequential Port Fuel Injection (ESPFI)
3 Phase charging system
Automatic electronic preload control and semi-active compression
19”x3” cast aluminum for the front wheel and 17”x4.5” cast aluminum for the rear
5.6 gallon tank with a 36-59 mpg range! Perfect for dreaming of that long ride to California that you'll never do
An awesome Display screen with a broad range of features. Sorry, you can’t watch your favorite shows on it
ABS sensors for the hard stops you make checking out the girl in the vehicle next to you

Now, you may be wondering, 'HOW COULD I AFFORD SUCH A MAGNIFICENT THING?!?!' Well, calm down there, Keyboard Warrior before your burst a blood vessel. For a limited time, superb Karen-Maker-2000 is a mere $17,990! We do offer financial plans for all bikes, so don’t worry about the wife getting the slipper out at you. Want to trade in your sad POS, for this Lamborghini of a bike? We will take that ugly-ass bike.

Keanu Reeves and salesman (and lets be honest you don’t want at least one of them) are NOT for sale. Second photo is slightly more accurate.

So call now and act fast by texting, messaging, or calling 8six4-6zero1-445one

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