Seriously, not sure how this happened, it could have been all the hours working and the fact that I don’t get my honey and money from the same pot. Or that I’m totally clueless when someone is hitting on me, but surely I’ve missed my soulmate. How can I be 43, successful, cute, kind, funny, fly an invisible plane and still be single. The gentleman I play pool with are still in awe that I’m still single and keep asking if I have found a suitor. Alas I have to keep disappointing them. I tell them I’m not for the faint of heart and they laugh. So if you’re my soulmate and I have somehow missed you please let me know. You’d be between 40-48 physically but have centuries of wisdom, do random acts of kindness, and not feel emasculated by a woman who can do twice as much in half the time. The odds are you don’t exist and this search is futile like looking for a unicorn or chupa cabra. I mean I know women are suppose to have equal rights and all but I’m not sure I want to be the princess in a shiney truck. Not looking for a prince either. However, I’ve travelled the world and still have managed to miss you.
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