favorite this post I’ve obviously missed my soulmate (Eastside) hide this posting unhide

Seriously, not sure how this happened, it could have been all the hours working and the fact that I don’t get my honey and money from the same pot. Or that I’m totally clueless when someone is hitting on me, but surely I’ve missed my soulmate. How can I be 43, successful, cute, kind, funny, fly an invisible plane and still be single. The gentleman I play pool with are still in awe that I’m still single and keep asking if I have found a suitor. Alas I have to keep disappointing them. I tell them I’m not for the faint of heart and they laugh. So if you’re my soulmate and I have somehow missed you please let me know. You’d be between 40-48 physically but have centuries of wisdom, do random acts of kindness, and not feel emasculated by a woman who can do twice as much in half the time. The odds are you don’t exist and this search is futile like looking for a unicorn or chupa cabra. I mean I know women are suppose to have equal rights and all but I’m not sure I want to be the princess in a shiney truck. Not looking for a prince either. However, I’ve travelled the world and still have managed to miss you.
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